BAD VIBES AND NEGATIVE AFFIRMATIONS

'BAD VIBES AND NEGATIVE AFFIRMATIONS' is a collection of short stories previously published in episodes of our (occasionally) annual hallowe'en special 'THE BONE ZONE HALLOWE'EN HALF HOUR', now available in words instead of sounds.

it is 79 pages long, and features 7 re-edited stories.

this is THE SLEEPY BONES DETECTIVE AGENCY presenting, to you and you alone, a collated collection of cuticle curdling, cream croppening c-short c-stories.

once upon a midnight dreary, these tall tales were available only as digital soundwaves delivered at the whim of BIG INTERNET. now, as you see (providing you haven’t yet succumbed to fear) they can be read by the eye and not by the ear.

my name is jake lewsey; a man hand-carved frankenstein-style out of recycled wax crayons. my fingernails are fountain pens, my spinal fluid is ribbon ink, and my tongue is a printing press with no regard for the GSM of your greymatter.

as we hurtle fleshwards towards the beating molten heart of life itself, i offer thee seven minor distractions from the inevitable end — all ribbed, for your terror!

all resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental — especially the ones i outright named.

like the giant said to his wife as he fed her a mouthful of warm bread; "careful, there's bones in there..."